omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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