Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Randomize
