oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
40s are totally the cure
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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