What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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