she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
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