my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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