saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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