We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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