I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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