"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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