11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
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