Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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