I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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