They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
3pm strippers are depressing
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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