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It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
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