No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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