lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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