dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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