i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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