Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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