You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
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