I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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