Don't you send me to vm
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
is it fun? or sober?
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