Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Its about making memories worth repressing
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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