I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
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