ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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