Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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