If i come over, it means nothing
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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