OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I could fuck to npr.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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