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a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you

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(647): View more from Ontario

he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it

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(734): View more from Michigan

I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.

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(212): View more from New York

Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.

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(207): View more from Maine

Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.

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(740): View more from Ohio

Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.

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(714): View more from California

Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.

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(336): View more from North Carolina

I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint

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I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.

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