Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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