Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
