If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
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