I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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