Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
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