Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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