I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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