I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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