They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
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