I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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