oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
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