My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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