She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
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