using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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