Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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