I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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