dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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