Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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