He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Vodka?
Forever.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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