And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize