just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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