Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
The power of my boobs compel you
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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