At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Randomize
