tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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