would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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