Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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