For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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